It’s October, which means all-new PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS! This month we’ve got an added bonus, a fifth TAKE-OFF movie guaranteed to ‘perk up’ your spirits. Get ready for ‘60’s bombshells, ‘70’s swingers, rockstar reality romps, and one of Emmy’s favorite comedy shows, all skewered and given the full-blown naughty treatment!


Where do we begin? Oh yea, how about with IT’S NOT GOOD TIMES! You’ve all seen this urban sitcom at one point, whether it was in ‘70’s primetime, rerun land, or classic YouTube clips on the web. But what you haven’t seen is JJ stripping down every hottie in the building for Dyno-Mite sex! This movie’s got little sistas getting busy in the bedroom, a naked MILFy mom (don’t worry, she’s a LOT hotter than Mrs. Evans), even a maintenance man getting his handle jerked in the broom closet! It may not be GOOD TIMES the show, but it’ll definitely spark some GOOD TIMES between the sheets. Catch the premiere of IT’S NOT GOOD TIMES, Saturday October 2 at 11pm E/P!


Is it weird to fantasize about a woman who’s probably in her 70’s now? Don’t worry, we all do it. Even though I Dream Of Jeannie star Barbara Eden is currently way past her prime, she was definitely a hot piece back in the day. And if you watch old clips of her in that genie outfit…well now you know what got your parents excited in the 1960’s. And TAKE-OFFS is channeling that sexiness all over again with DIRTY DREAM OF GENIE. Hot blonde Jessica Lynn is popping out of the bottle and ready to do every nasty wish her Master desires. We bet you’ve got a few ideas already. Watch us rub more than the lamp when DIRTY DREAM OF GENIE premieres, Saturday October 9 at 11pm E/P!


And just to keep things current, we’re basing our next premiere on one of the hottest shows in primetime. Yup, 30 ROCK: A PARODY is giving Liz, Jenna, and the Tracy Jordan Show gang the full-on naughty treatment! Like the series, we’re keeping things very busy. Except instead of rapid-fire jokes, we’re shooting out clips of nonstop sex! Lisa Ann’s taking down dudes with her glasses on, Ashlynn Brooke’s naked on the set, and Ken the page just stripped two hotties for audience ‘participation’. We got your attention yet? Watch us turn 30 ROCK into Dirty Rock, Saturday October 16 at 11pm E/P!


Halloween is creeping up and if you’re short on costume ideas, we recommend catching NOT THREE’S COMPANY. Penny Flame and Brynn Tyler have the ‘70s swinger look down perfect! Just like your favorite groovy roommates from the sitcom, these babes are living the single life with a man in their apartment. Except instead of keeping it clean and innocent, they’re bunking with Jack every night! Not to mention each other, the local bartender, Mr. Furley and more! And don’t count Jack out, he’s tapping MILFy landlady Nina Hartley too! Oh yea, knock on the door of NOT THREE’S COMPANY and you’ll find all kinds of hardcore shenanigans. Don’t miss the big premiere, Saturday, October 23 at 11pm E/P!


And finally, our fifth TAKE-OFF of the month, CROCK OF LOVE! Yea, we admit the VH1 reality show was already pretty sexy to begin with, but it never actually went the distance. Who cares about receiving a rose. This is a rockstar we’re talking about, right? If you want to know whether you’ve found the perfect groupie, you better take her upstairs and “test the merchandise.” And that’s EXACTLY what Brute Michaels is doing in this flick. And better yet, these babes are testing out each other! Young cuties, sweet Misty Stone, we’ve even thrown a barely-MILF in for good measure. Wrap up October the right way, by watching the premiere of CROCK OF LOVE, Saturday October 30 at 11pm E/P!