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Posted: Mar 02, 2011 - 6:18pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs
Filed Under: Take Offs
Variety is the spice of life and this month on Playboy TV we’ve got a batch of films guaranteed to “stimulate” every interest. There are premieres geared towards fans of classic starlets, wacky cult movies, and some “lost footage” from one of the sexiest adult actresses in the business! Mark your calendars because the March movies are in full effect!
Let’s start things off with a little discussion about adult “it” girl, Monique Alexander. Barely 28 years old, this blonde bombshell is already one of Vivid’s most popular contract girls. So far, she’s racked up four AVN Awards (including a 2011 statue for an All-Girl Couples Scene) and crossed over to the mainstream with a role on Entourage. So imagine our excitement when got our hands on MONIQUE’S LOST FOOTAGE! Oh yea, this is stuff so wild the naughty film studios didn’t even want to release it. Well now we’ve got it and we figured it would be a great way to kick off the month. Straight from the Vivid vaults, we’ve got never-before-seen shots of Ms. Alexander getting freaky in the kitchen and on the couch. There are even some scenes with Asian hottie Gianna Lynn. How crazy will things get? You’ll have to see for yourself when MONIQUE’S LOST FOOTAGE premieres, Thursday March 10 at 10pm E/P!
Sure the Coen brothers are all the talk right now for their work on the critically-acclaimed film True Grit. But we all know what they’re REALLY famous for. 1998’s cult-classic, The Big Lebowski! Who can forget crazed bowler Walter Sobchak, Jesus and his purple jumpsuits, or slacker kingpin, The Dude?! Well for this month’s TAKE OFF, we’re bringing them all back and making them all naughty. Everything from that wild checkerboard dream sequence to the sleazy bowling alleys are getting recreated and we’re adding a TON of hot chicks to the mix. THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A PARODY has rounded up top-name talent like Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Bobbi Starr, and more! And with legendary director Lee Roy Meyers behind the lens, it’s guaranteed to have the twisted humor you know and love from the original flick. Playboy TV definitely abides by this one! Make sure you catch the premiere of THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A PARODY, Saturday March 12 at 11pm E/P!
Speaking of spoofs, we think we may be on to a TAKE OFF first with our next big Saturday premiere. Can you actually do a parody of a parody? With RENO 911: A PARODY it sure looks that way. The original series gave us a hilarious skewering of shows like COPS, complete with cheesy car chases, donut shop breaks, and takedowns of some very colorful characters. Well don’t worry, this movie keeps all that tongue-and-cheek humor intact, with a little more cheek and A LOT more tongue! You remember those busty lady cops from the show, right? Well we’ve upped their bra size even more and made those uniforms two sizes too tight! Who knew the folks in Reno were so horny? This squad’s going “deep” undercover into naughty brothels, breaking down sex rings, and having way too much fun in the station’s coed showers. And with Jada Fire and Sophie Dee on the force, there’s no way you can go wrong. Ready to “spread ‘em” for RENO 911: A PARODY? The big premiere happens Saturday March 26 at 11pm E/P!
And finally, a little something for the hardcore aficionado. LEGENDS & STARLETS gives fans of old school and new school adult films something to get VERY excited about. First off, they’ve assembled a cast from the sex star hall of fame. Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Kelly Nichols…combined these ladies have won dozens of AVNs and truly define the term MILF. Now imagine casting them in all-girl film with some of the industry’s freshest young faces? Hotties like Stephanie Swift and Misty Stone thought they knew everything about onscreen lesbian lovemaking. But wait’ll you see what the naughty legends have to teach them! We’ve got four wild scenes you won’t soon forget and a great way to wrap up the month. Don’t miss the LEGENDS & STARLETS premiere, Thursday March 31 at 10pm E/P!
Let’s start things off with a little discussion about adult “it” girl, Monique Alexander. Barely 28 years old, this blonde bombshell is already one of Vivid’s most popular contract girls. So far, she’s racked up four AVN Awards (including a 2011 statue for an All-Girl Couples Scene) and crossed over to the mainstream with a role on Entourage. So imagine our excitement when got our hands on MONIQUE’S LOST FOOTAGE! Oh yea, this is stuff so wild the naughty film studios didn’t even want to release it. Well now we’ve got it and we figured it would be a great way to kick off the month. Straight from the Vivid vaults, we’ve got never-before-seen shots of Ms. Alexander getting freaky in the kitchen and on the couch. There are even some scenes with Asian hottie Gianna Lynn. How crazy will things get? You’ll have to see for yourself when MONIQUE’S LOST FOOTAGE premieres, Thursday March 10 at 10pm E/P! Sure the Coen brothers are all the talk right now for their work on the critically-acclaimed film True Grit. But we all know what they’re REALLY famous for. 1998’s cult-classic, The Big Lebowski! Who can forget crazed bowler Walter Sobchak, Jesus and his purple jumpsuits, or slacker kingpin, The Dude?! Well for this month’s TAKE OFF, we’re bringing them all back and making them all naughty. Everything from that wild checkerboard dream sequence to the sleazy bowling alleys are getting recreated and we’re adding a TON of hot chicks to the mix. THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A PARODY has rounded up top-name talent like Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Bobbi Starr, and more! And with legendary director Lee Roy Meyers behind the lens, it’s guaranteed to have the twisted humor you know and love from the original flick. Playboy TV definitely abides by this one! Make sure you catch the premiere of THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A PARODY, Saturday March 12 at 11pm E/P! Speaking of spoofs, we think we may be on to a TAKE OFF first with our next big Saturday premiere. Can you actually do a parody of a parody? With RENO 911: A PARODY it sure looks that way. The original series gave us a hilarious skewering of shows like COPS, complete with cheesy car chases, donut shop breaks, and takedowns of some very colorful characters. Well don’t worry, this movie keeps all that tongue-and-cheek humor intact, with a little more cheek and A LOT more tongue! You remember those busty lady cops from the show, right? Well we’ve upped their bra size even more and made those uniforms two sizes too tight! Who knew the folks in Reno were so horny? This squad’s going “deep” undercover into naughty brothels, breaking down sex rings, and having way too much fun in the station’s coed showers. And with Jada Fire and Sophie Dee on the force, there’s no way you can go wrong. Ready to “spread ‘em” for RENO 911: A PARODY? The big premiere happens Saturday March 26 at 11pm E/P! And finally, a little something for the hardcore aficionado. LEGENDS & STARLETS gives fans of old school and new school adult films something to get VERY excited about. First off, they’ve assembled a cast from the sex star hall of fame. Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Kelly Nichols…combined these ladies have won dozens of AVNs and truly define the term MILF. Now imagine casting them in all-girl film with some of the industry’s freshest young faces? Hotties like Stephanie Swift and Misty Stone thought they knew everything about onscreen lesbian lovemaking. But wait’ll you see what the naughty legends have to teach them! We’ve got four wild scenes you won’t soon forget and a great way to wrap up the month. Don’t miss the LEGENDS & STARLETS premiere, Thursday March 31 at 10pm E/P! 
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hello
Posted at 18:14 PM on Mar 08, 2011 by swliman
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Monique has a really cute look. I like her a lot so it will be great to see her lost footage.
Posted at 01:48 AM on Mar 07, 2011 by Kelli
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DAMN!!! She's more tatoo than woman. NOT a good thing.
Posted at 04:35 AM on Mar 02, 2011 by woc95
