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Posted: Jul 01, 2009 - 9:15pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Double Features
Time for another one of those good old fashioned debates. Here’s the question, who made the best Bewitched Samantha? Was it hot MILF Elizabeth Montgomery from back in the rerun days? Maybe leggy Nicole Kidman from the 2005 feature film? Sorry, it’s Neither! If you want to know who will Really get your broomstick bulging, you NEED to check out Jenna Haze in the Playboy TV Double Features premiere, NOT BEWITCHED XXX. It’s just like the 60’s sitcom you remember, only with TONS of hardcore banging. Let’s face it, after spending hours watching fetish flicks and amateur orgy movies, it’s great to sit down and enjoy a good old-fashioned porn comedy. And NOT BEWITCHED XXX is Guaranteed to deliver the funny. We’ve got cheeky neighbor Eva Angelina getting her Kravitz crammed, filthy wishes from mystic genie Ron Jeremy, and Nina Hartley dressed up as the MILF-in-law any good husband would want to take a crack at! We love the fact that that this movie never takes itself too seriously. It’s obvious that all of the sex stars are having a blast filming their scenes (especially Tabitha Teagan with her boy toy’s “magic wand”) and NOT giving the same humdrum performances you typically see in big budget adult flicks. And guess what, even if you have no clue about the Bewitched show, you will still be endlessly satisfied! This AVN and XBIZ winner took home top honors for a lot more than a kitschy title and campy costumes. The reason NOT BEWITCHED XXX rocks is because its got the best bods in the sex biz, spread open and working hard! Barely legal Sasha Grey, Latin Michelle Avanti, Gonzo queen Aurora Snow and all of our pre-mentioned hotties take a turn in the slut seat. Pick your favorite starlet and we’ll handle the rest. NOT BEWITCHED XXX premieres Saturday July 3, at 10pm ET/PT. Don’t miss it!
Watch out Round & Brown and 40 Inch Plus, there’s a new butt in town! Sex god Jules Jordan is taking a Crack at the rump business and Playboy TV Double Features is standing firmly Behind him. Get ready for the jaw-dropping, back shaking premiere of ASSTRO-NUTS! No these aren’t curvy black girls with spray bottle booty shots, these are the juiciest, roundest white tight ends that exist on planet Earth! Where do we even begin with this one? German brunette Katja Kassin, “down for anything” blonde Jaclyn Case, barely legal Audrey Bitoni, and cheeks upon cheeks upon CHEEKS! Why did we title this movie ASSTRO-NUTS? Because it literally blasts booty sex flicks into the next stratosphere! The way these girls ride, bend, and swallow, you’d think they were training for 20 months in their own hardcore “Camp”. You’d better hope you’ve got a big-screen TV, because we’re cramming in foursomes, orgies, and more into nearly all the high quality scenes. And forget about amateur, shaky camera movements. This movie’s crisp, professional, and zooming in on every Money Shot ten times over! It takes an extra skilled filmmaker to make raw sex have the feel of a slick POV thrill ride, and the Jordan crew captures it masterfully. So our advice to you is to save that cash you were hoping to spend on summer theme park adventures, and unstrap yourself for a booty roller coaster that’ll make you raise your arms high…then stuff them deep in your pants! The ASSTRO-NUTS premiere blasts off Saturday July 23, at 10pm ET/PT. Enjoy the Ride!
Filed Under: Double Features
Time for another one of those good old fashioned debates. Here’s the question, who made the best Bewitched Samantha? Was it hot MILF Elizabeth Montgomery from back in the rerun days? Maybe leggy Nicole Kidman from the 2005 feature film? Sorry, it’s Neither! If you want to know who will Really get your broomstick bulging, you NEED to check out Jenna Haze in the Playboy TV Double Features premiere, NOT BEWITCHED XXX. It’s just like the 60’s sitcom you remember, only with TONS of hardcore banging. Let’s face it, after spending hours watching fetish flicks and amateur orgy movies, it’s great to sit down and enjoy a good old-fashioned porn comedy. And NOT BEWITCHED XXX is Guaranteed to deliver the funny. We’ve got cheeky neighbor Eva Angelina getting her Kravitz crammed, filthy wishes from mystic genie Ron Jeremy, and Nina Hartley dressed up as the MILF-in-law any good husband would want to take a crack at! We love the fact that that this movie never takes itself too seriously. It’s obvious that all of the sex stars are having a blast filming their scenes (especially Tabitha Teagan with her boy toy’s “magic wand”) and NOT giving the same humdrum performances you typically see in big budget adult flicks. And guess what, even if you have no clue about the Bewitched show, you will still be endlessly satisfied! This AVN and XBIZ winner took home top honors for a lot more than a kitschy title and campy costumes. The reason NOT BEWITCHED XXX rocks is because its got the best bods in the sex biz, spread open and working hard! Barely legal Sasha Grey, Latin Michelle Avanti, Gonzo queen Aurora Snow and all of our pre-mentioned hotties take a turn in the slut seat. Pick your favorite starlet and we’ll handle the rest. NOT BEWITCHED XXX premieres Saturday July 3, at 10pm ET/PT. Don’t miss it! Watch out Round & Brown and 40 Inch Plus, there’s a new butt in town! Sex god Jules Jordan is taking a Crack at the rump business and Playboy TV Double Features is standing firmly Behind him. Get ready for the jaw-dropping, back shaking premiere of ASSTRO-NUTS! No these aren’t curvy black girls with spray bottle booty shots, these are the juiciest, roundest white tight ends that exist on planet Earth! Where do we even begin with this one? German brunette Katja Kassin, “down for anything” blonde Jaclyn Case, barely legal Audrey Bitoni, and cheeks upon cheeks upon CHEEKS! Why did we title this movie ASSTRO-NUTS? Because it literally blasts booty sex flicks into the next stratosphere! The way these girls ride, bend, and swallow, you’d think they were training for 20 months in their own hardcore “Camp”. You’d better hope you’ve got a big-screen TV, because we’re cramming in foursomes, orgies, and more into nearly all the high quality scenes. And forget about amateur, shaky camera movements. This movie’s crisp, professional, and zooming in on every Money Shot ten times over! It takes an extra skilled filmmaker to make raw sex have the feel of a slick POV thrill ride, and the Jordan crew captures it masterfully. So our advice to you is to save that cash you were hoping to spend on summer theme park adventures, and unstrap yourself for a booty roller coaster that’ll make you raise your arms high…then stuff them deep in your pants! The ASSTRO-NUTS premiere blasts off Saturday July 23, at 10pm ET/PT. Enjoy the Ride! 
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