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Posted: Mar 29, 2011 - 11:58am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks
Can you tell that April is Playboy’s favorite month? With tight spring outfits and holidays dedicated to bunnies, how could it not be? In the next couple of weeks, we’re dishing out an Easter basket full of sweet starlets, naughty Kisses, and Peeps that will make you want to spend your Saturday nights IN! Get your notepad out, because here’s what we’ve got in our sexy goodie bag…
First up, it’s the war torn TAKE OFF, NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY! And when we say “torn,” we’re talking about the ripped up fatigues showing off the Krissy Lynn’s DDs! From the same team that gave us NOT THE BRADYS comes hot chicks with guns, sex in tents, and Corporal Klinger getting his “privates” inspected. Trust us, this 4077 unit is much more interesting in making love than making war. There’s Horny Lips Houlihan wearing nothing but her dog tags, Hawkeye’s horizontal mambo…even Radar’s zeroed in on a nice piece of Korean tail! How good is this TAKE OFF? Both AVN and XPLAY named it Best Sex Parody of the year! But don’t take their word for it, check out the NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY premiere for yourself, Saturday April 9 at 11pm E/P. We guarantee it will get your pants to stand at attention.
Like your movies with a hardcore edge? Then you won’t want to miss the premiere of THE BAD LUCK BETTIES. We’re going super retro for this wild romp. Straight from the new VIVID ALT offshoot, we’ve got Pinky Lee, Mika Tan, and Bianca Dagger hooking up with the hottest street broads you’ve ever seen. Leather jackets, chains, old school motorcycles…Think of this like that classic Marlon Brando movie, except with naked chicks and lesbians. You’re up on the whole “Bettie” trend, right? Just like those pinup queens from back in the day, these modern-day hotties are dolling themselves up with lipstick and slipping on the leopard skin panties. Wanna see what we get them to do after the sock hop winds down? Greaser punk sex, taboo tattoo parlors, and Marie Luv ready to “Sit On It!” Oh yea, you’ll definitely yearn for the “good old days” after watching THE BAD LUCK BETTIES premiere, Thursday April 14 at 10pm E/P!
Don’t you love movies with one-word titles that explain it all? STRIPPER falls right into that category. Filmed in what Vivid likes to call, Skin-O-Rama, it’s got Monique Alexander, Stephanie Swift and all the sleazy fun of a Vegas bachelor party. Shot at a real LA strip club, this one’s got pole dancing, lap dances, and stuff you’d WISH those girls would do in the back room. Best of all, you don’t even need to have any dollar bills in your pocket to enjoy it! Sure there’s a plot in there somewhere about jealous girlfriends and innocent amateurs hitting “the pole” for the first time, but that’s not what makes STRIPPER so great. We love it because every girl featured is a seasoned pro and works that stage better than “exotic dancer” we’ve ever seen! Check it out for yourself when STRIPPER premieres, Thursday April 21 at 10pm E/P!
And seeing how another big part of April is the whole “Fool” factor, we figure we’d showcase some nerds getting VERY lucky in BIG BANG THEORY: A PARODY. Based on that way-too-hard-believe sitcom about dorks who buddy up with their hot neighbor, this one’s got an even hotter female lead…and she’s brought some friends too! Ashlyn Brooke’s de-virginizing four hapless losers, but not before getting it on with her lady BFFs! Kristina Rose, Charley Chase and more are making geek fantasies come true with Skype sex, ménage a trios, and Star Wars role playing. Trust us, BIG BANG THEORY: A PARODY will definitely beam “up” that ensign in your pants. Don’t miss the big premiere, Saturday April 23 at 11pm E/P!
First up, it’s the war torn TAKE OFF, NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY! And when we say “torn,” we’re talking about the ripped up fatigues showing off the Krissy Lynn’s DDs! From the same team that gave us NOT THE BRADYS comes hot chicks with guns, sex in tents, and Corporal Klinger getting his “privates” inspected. Trust us, this 4077 unit is much more interesting in making love than making war. There’s Horny Lips Houlihan wearing nothing but her dog tags, Hawkeye’s horizontal mambo…even Radar’s zeroed in on a nice piece of Korean tail! How good is this TAKE OFF? Both AVN and XPLAY named it Best Sex Parody of the year! But don’t take their word for it, check out the NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY premiere for yourself, Saturday April 9 at 11pm E/P. We guarantee it will get your pants to stand at attention.
Like your movies with a hardcore edge? Then you won’t want to miss the premiere of THE BAD LUCK BETTIES. We’re going super retro for this wild romp. Straight from the new VIVID ALT offshoot, we’ve got Pinky Lee, Mika Tan, and Bianca Dagger hooking up with the hottest street broads you’ve ever seen. Leather jackets, chains, old school motorcycles…Think of this like that classic Marlon Brando movie, except with naked chicks and lesbians. You’re up on the whole “Bettie” trend, right? Just like those pinup queens from back in the day, these modern-day hotties are dolling themselves up with lipstick and slipping on the leopard skin panties. Wanna see what we get them to do after the sock hop winds down? Greaser punk sex, taboo tattoo parlors, and Marie Luv ready to “Sit On It!” Oh yea, you’ll definitely yearn for the “good old days” after watching THE BAD LUCK BETTIES premiere, Thursday April 14 at 10pm E/P! Don’t you love movies with one-word titles that explain it all? STRIPPER falls right into that category. Filmed in what Vivid likes to call, Skin-O-Rama, it’s got Monique Alexander, Stephanie Swift and all the sleazy fun of a Vegas bachelor party. Shot at a real LA strip club, this one’s got pole dancing, lap dances, and stuff you’d WISH those girls would do in the back room. Best of all, you don’t even need to have any dollar bills in your pocket to enjoy it! Sure there’s a plot in there somewhere about jealous girlfriends and innocent amateurs hitting “the pole” for the first time, but that’s not what makes STRIPPER so great. We love it because every girl featured is a seasoned pro and works that stage better than “exotic dancer” we’ve ever seen! Check it out for yourself when STRIPPER premieres, Thursday April 21 at 10pm E/P! And seeing how another big part of April is the whole “Fool” factor, we figure we’d showcase some nerds getting VERY lucky in BIG BANG THEORY: A PARODY. Based on that way-too-hard-believe sitcom about dorks who buddy up with their hot neighbor, this one’s got an even hotter female lead…and she’s brought some friends too! Ashlyn Brooke’s de-virginizing four hapless losers, but not before getting it on with her lady BFFs! Kristina Rose, Charley Chase and more are making geek fantasies come true with Skype sex, ménage a trios, and Star Wars role playing. Trust us, BIG BANG THEORY: A PARODY will definitely beam “up” that ensign in your pants. Don’t miss the big premiere, Saturday April 23 at 11pm E/P! 
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