HOME - Blog - August Double-Features: NOT THE BRADYS XXX 2 AND COED ACADEMY!
Posted: Aug 01, 2009 - 12:33pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks
You know you’re porn movie is a hit when it gets its own Wikipedia page and notable mentions in the New York Post and The Insider TV show. So what’s the logical next step after that? Create a kickass sequel that’s funnier, packed with stars, and even more hardcore than the first one! Ladies and gentlemen, we give you NOT THE BRADYS XXX 2: MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!, it’s already pretty apparent where this one’s heading. First things first, for the title role of the Brady’s hot eldest daughter we’ve dumped Part 1’s way too old Hillary Scott (she’s 26 btw) and replaced her with adult world “it” girl, Teagan (who’s a spry 24!). Don’t worry MILF fans, mama Brady Alana Evans is still very much a part of the clan and bobbing that legendary bob cut down papa Mike Horner’s pants! We’ve also brought back Lynn LeMay’s Alice and Ron Jeremy the Butcher for plenty of kitchen romps and kitschy “meat” references. But what about the improvements? Newcomer Kacey Jordan as baby Cindy. She’s got the pigtails and the birth certificate to verify that she’s just barely 18! (Don’t worry, we double checked) Then there’s sex superstar Gina Lynn as “Kelly”, one of the hot neighbor girls eager to teach Marcia and Jan how much fun an all-girl sleepover can REALLY be! And for all of you old school Brady fans, we’ve even incorporated some classic plotlines. Will Marcia be able to meet her pop idol Danny Jones? More importantly, will Danny Jones get a crack at all three sisters?! NOT THE BRADYS XXX 2: MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA is bringing the funny shots and the Booty shots, with enough full-blown banging for every adult fan to enjoy. Don’t miss the Network Premiere, Saturday August 1, at 10pm ET/PT. C’mon, is there any BETTER way to kick off the last month of Summer?
Calling all Coeds, your Continuing Ed. sex class is starting early! Yea, we know the Back to School season doesn’t “officially” start until September, but we thought you deserved naughty girls in uniform just a tad early! This month Playboy TV is proud to debut COED ACADEMY, a hardcore barely-legal bangfest stuffed with Asians, blondes, and bad brunettes. Now we have to apologize in advance for this one. Anyone expecting a coming-of-age plot about young college freshmen girls struggling with social angst will be better off watching some Facts Of Life reruns. Although the term “coming-of-age” may still apply, on this campus there’s no plot and no unnecessary dialogue. COED ACADEMY is getting right to the good stuff with five hardcore scenes of neckties and plaid skirts getting tossed by the wayside! Jayden James is on the couch and ready to cram (not for Finals)! Asian Coco Velvett is in pigtails and sampling a piece of Headmaster. And although Jaelyn Fox wasn’t even 20 at the time this was filmed, she was already a double AVN nominee! Now if that doesn’t say overachiever, we don’t know what does! So remember, when all of the teachers and intellectual types lecture you on getting pre-acclimated to the school season, let them know you earned your bonus credits watching COED ACADEMY on Playboy TV’s Double Features! We’d even advise taking a few notes, as there are quite a few hardcore positions here you won’t want to forget. Catch it all when COED ACADEMY makes it’s Network Premieres, Saturday August 22, at 11pm ET/PT!
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks
You know you’re porn movie is a hit when it gets its own Wikipedia page and notable mentions in the New York Post and The Insider TV show. So what’s the logical next step after that? Create a kickass sequel that’s funnier, packed with stars, and even more hardcore than the first one! Ladies and gentlemen, we give you NOT THE BRADYS XXX 2: MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!, it’s already pretty apparent where this one’s heading. First things first, for the title role of the Brady’s hot eldest daughter we’ve dumped Part 1’s way too old Hillary Scott (she’s 26 btw) and replaced her with adult world “it” girl, Teagan (who’s a spry 24!). Don’t worry MILF fans, mama Brady Alana Evans is still very much a part of the clan and bobbing that legendary bob cut down papa Mike Horner’s pants! We’ve also brought back Lynn LeMay’s Alice and Ron Jeremy the Butcher for plenty of kitchen romps and kitschy “meat” references. But what about the improvements? Newcomer Kacey Jordan as baby Cindy. She’s got the pigtails and the birth certificate to verify that she’s just barely 18! (Don’t worry, we double checked) Then there’s sex superstar Gina Lynn as “Kelly”, one of the hot neighbor girls eager to teach Marcia and Jan how much fun an all-girl sleepover can REALLY be! And for all of you old school Brady fans, we’ve even incorporated some classic plotlines. Will Marcia be able to meet her pop idol Danny Jones? More importantly, will Danny Jones get a crack at all three sisters?! NOT THE BRADYS XXX 2: MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA is bringing the funny shots and the Booty shots, with enough full-blown banging for every adult fan to enjoy. Don’t miss the Network Premiere, Saturday August 1, at 10pm ET/PT. C’mon, is there any BETTER way to kick off the last month of Summer? Calling all Coeds, your Continuing Ed. sex class is starting early! Yea, we know the Back to School season doesn’t “officially” start until September, but we thought you deserved naughty girls in uniform just a tad early! This month Playboy TV is proud to debut COED ACADEMY, a hardcore barely-legal bangfest stuffed with Asians, blondes, and bad brunettes. Now we have to apologize in advance for this one. Anyone expecting a coming-of-age plot about young college freshmen girls struggling with social angst will be better off watching some Facts Of Life reruns. Although the term “coming-of-age” may still apply, on this campus there’s no plot and no unnecessary dialogue. COED ACADEMY is getting right to the good stuff with five hardcore scenes of neckties and plaid skirts getting tossed by the wayside! Jayden James is on the couch and ready to cram (not for Finals)! Asian Coco Velvett is in pigtails and sampling a piece of Headmaster. And although Jaelyn Fox wasn’t even 20 at the time this was filmed, she was already a double AVN nominee! Now if that doesn’t say overachiever, we don’t know what does! So remember, when all of the teachers and intellectual types lecture you on getting pre-acclimated to the school season, let them know you earned your bonus credits watching COED ACADEMY on Playboy TV’s Double Features! We’d even advise taking a few notes, as there are quite a few hardcore positions here you won’t want to forget. Catch it all when COED ACADEMY makes it’s Network Premieres, Saturday August 22, at 11pm ET/PT! 
Add your comment:
1.
that movie u showed saturday night with all the pop shots keep doing it if u can do it once u can do it every time
Posted at 05:54 AM on Nov 30, 2009 by hogman55
2.
What agencies can we write to or complain to in order to help in the fight against the censoring?
Posted at 12:18 PM on Aug 30, 2009 by dpuggs99
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Hey John Whoski.... Here at Playboy TV, we would love nothing more than to show you all the action. However as premium monthly subscription network broadcasting through out the United States, we are held up to various rules and regulations that prohibit us from showing you the POP shots! Of course we are constantly fighting to have these restrictions removed as we believe that adults should have a choice in what they want to see.
That said, Playboy TV is still the most explicit monthly subscription based network in the world for adults.
Posted at 14:27 PM on Aug 20, 2009 by PlayboyTV
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Stop censoring the videos.
Posted at 17:23 PM on Aug 11, 2009 by johnwhoski
