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Posted: Apr 01, 2009 - 12:50pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Double Features
Eat your heart out Jeff Foxworthy. While you’re out there schooling 5th graders on basic math and grammar questions, Playboy TV is getting down to the REAL nitty gritty in ARE YOU SMARTER THAN SLUT? This month’s big April DOUBLE FEATURES premiere is mixing IQs with POVs as we go deep inside the brains and bodies of the skin biz’s sexiest starlets. How many Oh’s in Orgasm? Brooke Banner’s got an answer. How high can Aubrey Addams count? We’d say at least 12 inches. But the important thing is not to judge a smoking hot piece of booty by her appearance. We need to look inside to see how Deep these ladies are. And of course by inside we mean taking the camera beyond the point of penetration for hardcore face sitting close ups! The point is, when you watch ARE YOU SMARTER A SLUT? you aren’t just enjoying nonstop hardcore sex action with five different chicks. You are also gaining quite a bit of knowledge on topics like foreign affairs (want to see how to make a Euro nymph moan for hours), mathematics (can you say threeway?), the animal kingdom (doggystyle all the way!), women’s studies (hello lesbians!), anatomy (guess how many G spots Diana Doll has?), and so much more. If we were running the show, these subjects would be part of EVERY adult education curriculum. Sex movies should not just be about hot girls getting spread open, but rather an enriching experience designed to educate its audience (on stuff like BJs, girl-on-girl, and MILF banging!). Do your brain (and that bulge in your pants) a favor and catch the eye-popping world premiere of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A SLUT? on Playboy TV’s DOUBLE FEATURES, Friday April 10 at 10pm E/P, because when it comes to raunchy sex, these ladies score an A ++!
Anyone up for a horizontal mambo? Crista Moore, Katie Morgan, and Candy Manson sure are! While that OTHER network is getting washed up no names to break out the old soft shoe (minus, of course, our own Holly Madison & Steve-O), Playboy TV has lined up an all-star X list for the EXTRA Hard pelvic thrust. Welcome to DANCING WITH PORN STARS. This is the only dance competition that actually REWARDS you for landing flat on your back! Save the cha cha chas and ballerina moves, we want to see booty boogies, hippy shaft shakes, and deep throat shuffles! Believe us when we say that DANCING WITH PORN STARS is stuffed with hardcore moves that you never thought were physically possible. And why shouldn’t it be? It is no secret that porn actresses are the most limber girls on two legs. Have you SEEN some of the upside down 69s that Lisa Daniels is capable of? These chicks would put any Far East yoga master to shame! Now Playboy TV is giving them the opportunity to get down to business and stretch out their naughty parts, all with a catchy musical backbeat. In fact, DANCING WITH PORN STARS is one of those rare titles that you can also play along with at home. How would YOU score Nicki Hunter’s tight-fisted handjob hand jive? Does Candy’s missionary mambo deserve anything less than a Perfect 10? And wait until you see what happens when the ladies pair up! It’s outrageous, it’s sexy, and it will make you look at those flexible dancing pros in a whole new naughty way! This is DANCING WITH PORN STARS, a definite classic-in-the-making and a brand new premiere, Saturday, April 11 at 10pm E/P on Playboy TV. Let the hardcore games begin!
Filed Under: Double Features
Eat your heart out Jeff Foxworthy. While you’re out there schooling 5th graders on basic math and grammar questions, Playboy TV is getting down to the REAL nitty gritty in ARE YOU SMARTER THAN SLUT? This month’s big April DOUBLE FEATURES premiere is mixing IQs with POVs as we go deep inside the brains and bodies of the skin biz’s sexiest starlets. How many Oh’s in Orgasm? Brooke Banner’s got an answer. How high can Aubrey Addams count? We’d say at least 12 inches. But the important thing is not to judge a smoking hot piece of booty by her appearance. We need to look inside to see how Deep these ladies are. And of course by inside we mean taking the camera beyond the point of penetration for hardcore face sitting close ups! The point is, when you watch ARE YOU SMARTER A SLUT? you aren’t just enjoying nonstop hardcore sex action with five different chicks. You are also gaining quite a bit of knowledge on topics like foreign affairs (want to see how to make a Euro nymph moan for hours), mathematics (can you say threeway?), the animal kingdom (doggystyle all the way!), women’s studies (hello lesbians!), anatomy (guess how many G spots Diana Doll has?), and so much more. If we were running the show, these subjects would be part of EVERY adult education curriculum. Sex movies should not just be about hot girls getting spread open, but rather an enriching experience designed to educate its audience (on stuff like BJs, girl-on-girl, and MILF banging!). Do your brain (and that bulge in your pants) a favor and catch the eye-popping world premiere of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A SLUT? on Playboy TV’s DOUBLE FEATURES, Friday April 10 at 10pm E/P, because when it comes to raunchy sex, these ladies score an A ++! Anyone up for a horizontal mambo? Crista Moore, Katie Morgan, and Candy Manson sure are! While that OTHER network is getting washed up no names to break out the old soft shoe (minus, of course, our own Holly Madison & Steve-O), Playboy TV has lined up an all-star X list for the EXTRA Hard pelvic thrust. Welcome to DANCING WITH PORN STARS. This is the only dance competition that actually REWARDS you for landing flat on your back! Save the cha cha chas and ballerina moves, we want to see booty boogies, hippy shaft shakes, and deep throat shuffles! Believe us when we say that DANCING WITH PORN STARS is stuffed with hardcore moves that you never thought were physically possible. And why shouldn’t it be? It is no secret that porn actresses are the most limber girls on two legs. Have you SEEN some of the upside down 69s that Lisa Daniels is capable of? These chicks would put any Far East yoga master to shame! Now Playboy TV is giving them the opportunity to get down to business and stretch out their naughty parts, all with a catchy musical backbeat. In fact, DANCING WITH PORN STARS is one of those rare titles that you can also play along with at home. How would YOU score Nicki Hunter’s tight-fisted handjob hand jive? Does Candy’s missionary mambo deserve anything less than a Perfect 10? And wait until you see what happens when the ladies pair up! It’s outrageous, it’s sexy, and it will make you look at those flexible dancing pros in a whole new naughty way! This is DANCING WITH PORN STARS, a definite classic-in-the-making and a brand new premiere, Saturday, April 11 at 10pm E/P on Playboy TV. Let the hardcore games begin! 
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